Australians love takeaway, especially at this time of year. In a 2025 Finder survey, 61% of us bought takeaway or food delivery every week, spending an average of $91 a week. More than 7 million Australians now use meal delivery apps.
But if you have IBS, takeaway night often looks very different. You scroll the menu, mentally ticking off garlic, onion and creamy sauces. Either you end up with plain rice, or you take a gamble and spend the next day regretting it.
The truth is… many takeaway favourites are built on a handful of high fodmap shortcuts: garlic, onion, wheat and sugary sauces. Swap those out, and the dishes you miss are completely doable at home. They often taste better, and they cost a fraction of the delivery price.
So here's our low fodmap takeaway menu. Six crowd-pleasers from our low fodmap recipe collection, all made for sensitive tummies, and all good enough to make you forget delivery apps.
The fakeaway menu
1. Pad Thai (instead of your local Thai)
2. Beef & Black Bean Sauce with Noodles (instead of Chinese)
3. Smashed Burger with Mustard & Pickles (instead of drive-through)
4. Chicken Satay Skewers (instead of the food court)
5. Chicken Tinga (instead of Mexican)
6. Coconut Curried Beef (instead of Asian fusion)
This looks like a lot of faff but it’s much quicker if you use a store-bought low fodmap curry paste. Try the certified low fodmap Thai Green Curry Paste from Bays Kitchen. You can also make this recipe with red curry paste from Slightly Different.
It does take a little longer to make your own. Plus, the beef takes about 1.5hrs on a very slow heat to tenderise. But once the prep is done, you can set and forget until it’s ready. So while this tastes even better than takeaway, it does take a little prep.
5 tips for a stress-free fakeaway night
Build a fakeaway pantry. Keep garlic-infused oil, gluten-free soy sauce or tamari, fish sauce, rice noodles, rice flour, maple syrup and a certified low fodmap stock on hand. There has been such an influx of low fodmap spice mixes recently that you’ll be surprised with what’s now available. With a little help from a well stocked pantry, most takeaway flavours are 20 minutes away.
Freeze your spring onion greens. Chop a bunch, freeze it flat in a zip-lock bag, and break off what you need. Instant onion flavour, zero fructans.
Read every sauce label. Garlic powder, onion powder and "natural flavours" hide in curry pastes, stir-fry sauces and marinades. If in doubt, make the sauce yourself. Most of ours take five ingredients.
Cook once, eat twice. Double the Tinga, the satay chicken or the coconut curried beef and freeze half. Next week's fakeaway is then even faster than the delivery driver.
Ordering out anyway? Keep it simple. Choose grilled meat or fish with plain rice, ask for sauces on the side, and skip anything creamy, garlicky or deep-fried in batter. If you want more tips on what to eat if you’re planning to dine out, read this blog 👉🏽 eating out on the low fodmap diet.
Takeaway is meant to be the easy, joyful night of the week, and IBS shouldn't take that away from you. Pick one recipe from this menu for your next Friday night and tell us how it went. Reply to this email or tag us @noisyguts.
And remember, if your symptoms are hard to manage, a fodmap-trained dietitian can help you work out which foods suit your gut. We can recommend someone if you like. Send us an email at flora@noisyguts and we’ll let you know which trained fodmap dietitians service your postcode.
Written by: Noisy Guts co-founder Josephine Muir, PhD. Despite being down 2 mouths, our household still demands take-away on Friday nights so I’m still having to navigate this so I don’t blow up on my Saturday morning parkrun.